He's So Special (insert sarcasm here)

So my lovely boyfriend has a problem with piling his entire wardrobe ON TOP of the dresser, rather than where they belong, INSIDE the dresser. This is an ongoing issue for us, seeing as it absolutely drives me UP. THE. WALL. We all leave stuff out, but not every article of clothing we own. So this morning, like many mornings, we were having yet another successful (again insert sarcasm) "conversation" about this problem of HIS! Here is a little taste of how well it went.

me: stop pissing me off and put your damn clothes away.....please.

him: better to be pissed off than pissed on, right? (exits out of the bedroom)

Yes I met my sarcastic match. FML.

10 date summer? ehh probably not necessary? However, I do need to teach him a little lesson. Ideas??

xoxoxo

10 Date Summer

As many of you know, all the lovely ladies of Texas have recently become single. In a wave of inspiration we agreed to a 10 date summer. The deal is, each of us has to go on 10 dates between May 1 and Sept 1. We will have a board ironically drawn in the shape of a penis to track all of the dates and recap each experience as it happens. What better way to get back out there, right? I'm thinking we're going to need to lay down some ground rules, like: No referring to online dating sites to get dates (too easy!), the guy must pay, and it can't be someone you have dated in the past. Taking a note from Patti of Millionaire Matchmaker fame, I suggest a no sex policy as well. Not that any of us are liable to give it up on the first date... but just in case. 6 girls in a city full of gentlemen. Let the games begin!