I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.

Calling all you Guidos and Guidettes! Yea yea yea. Here's The Situation. W, Aubs and I are throwing our first ever Dirty Jersey party this Saturday. It's funny to me how quickly Jersey Shore has picked up. It's a cultural phenomenon. I've only seen one episode and yet still found it necessary to spend an entire Saturday shopping for my outfit. I definitely miss themed date dashes from college so this party will be serving as my "you're a responsible adult now" replacement. So far my outfit contains a black buckle dress with a boombox necklace and lace gloves!

And even though I've been told Snooki is openly against Bump Its, I decided to get one. After all, I need all the help I can get if I'm going to transform myself into a true Jersey Girl. Right now the plan is to hand out name tags and Jagerbombs as guests enter the apartment. They will then make their way into the living room aka Club Karma. DJ Pauly D has put together some killer tracks with some raging techno beats. I'm still trying to get down all the lingo of a Guidette, it's like an entirely different language! But, after going through the nickname generator for a good hour (I really need to be more productive) I came up with the perfect nickname - "Tanny" 

This should be an epic beginning to the year.
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry. - Fist Pump!